Read these 7 key elements and tell me im not absolutely spot on because if im not, well im absolutely crazy.
(1) British Summer Time is the cause of global warming. Think about this, British Summer time started in 1916, there was no global warming at this point, Our forefathers sat around enjoying long warm evenings doing nothing while the polar ice melted, by 1974when global warming was discovered it was too late. An extra one hour of sunlight for over 60 years was all it took to destabilise the delicately balanced ecosystem.
(2) There is a secret society of the five wealthiest people in the world, known as The Pentavirate, who run everything in the world, including the newspapers, and meet tri-annually at a secret country mansion in Colorado, known as The Meadows. The five people are The Queen, The Vatican, The Gettys, The Rothschilds and Colonel Sanders. In order to rubbish this theory it was satirised in the movie so I married an axe murderer.
(3) Buffy the vampire slayer is actually a fly on the wall documentary TV series and Vampires were real and were not vanquished until 2003, whereapon Fox TV promptly cancelled the show and thier existence was covered up, Sarah Michelle Gellar was made an honourary Dame for her bravery but blacklisted from hollywood.
(4) The early Middle Ages never occurred. Everything that supposedly happened during those years was either a misunderstanding, an event from a different era, or an outright lie, we are actually living in the 1700's.
(5) Manchester United is an evil cult with designs on taking over the world, the clues are all over the clubs corporate identity, a devil on the logo,a world wide network of club shops and the longest running lucky streak in sports history,luck or help from belzebub?
(6) Stanstead aitport was built with the express aim of concealing a vast underground complex, headquarters of a new world order. Clues are hidden in the airport terminal pdf.
(7) Shortly before he left office, Tony Blair secretly signed into law the British Economic Security and personal economic freedom act 2008 (BESPEF08) This act would have completely restructured our society by among other things forgiving all personal credit card debt and mortgages, abolishing the HM Revenue and Customs, setting aside the magna carta and establishing a written constitution known as the Book of Blair and thus ensuring British world dominance - but the House of Lords refused to sign it and banned Tony Blair from ever sitting in the Lords. MI5 have threatened death to any civil servant who breathed word of its existence. BESPEF08 activists around the world are agitating to get the act announced and instituted, headed up by Lord Peter Mandelson.
And that is just the start, the evidence for these theories is overwhelming and will be revealed shortly
