Bloody hell, i've got a brain tumour!

Seriously, no word of lie, I (may) have a tumour.

And if your doctor is sending you for an MRI scan then whatever you do never, ever, ever google symptoms of a brain tumour. It will terrify you.

Actually, the terror is on my ability to read the symptoms written down on the screen and then apply them to vague elements of my life and say, 'hey, I've got that.'

And so here it is,

Nausea, well that's me, i have been sick three times this month, maybe I'm bolting my food and am too old to be gobbling food without chewing it.

Neck stiffness, well yes. i get that, sort of. i stretch and exercise it everyday to keep some perspective but yeah I absolutely have that.

Poor coordination; Well didn't i drop the sacrament cup at church? spill food at a Fresheats event, walk into the living room door, tick. (possibly)

Headaches; this may be the one symptom i do have, early morning headaches that get better when I'm up, I have that, i totally have that.

And there are numbness, loss of sight, fits, mood swings, well no, none of these but as you know I'm dominated by self interest so I have ignored them.

So there you have it, i have a tumour and I'm going to die, probably soon. This mat even be my last posting. Farewell.

Blimey, Wilko that's all a bit self indulgent, you haven't even been to the hospital. in fact if i were you I'd leave this in your draft folder.

2014 - the year in bite sized chunks

On 01 January 2014 at 23:00...

“Slept till about 10:30 which you are supposed to do on New Years Day.

Then forgot City were on TV. At 12:45 which you most definitely not supposed to do.

Rowed with Debra because she wouldn't let me watch the last 10 minutes as she already had some oft repeated American crap on when I rushed in so I fumed in the kitchen watching it on the tiny teeny tv in there.

Had a nice evening and quickly made up with Debra.

Watched the new Sherlock, all of us in the living room together, like the olden days.”

On 09 January 2014 at 18:28...

“Not a special birthday unless you are a pack of cards, then it's something of an anniversary.

I am 52 years old. Wow is me for I am undone.

Debra and children super fab nice to buy me presents and cards. Mum gave me money.

An waiting to go to Nando's the home of cheap birthday celebrations. Yahoo.”

On 10 January 2014 at 12:00...

“I am a gangster from 1975. But it's my birthday so I can do what I want.”

On 11 January 2014 at 20:38...

“Migraine over. Now it's hyper time, can't sit still, can't concentrate. Wow is me.

wrote a super funny Facebook status. Everyone is lolling at me.

Am looking through the inter web net thingy for a car I can afford. It's a search and a half.

Tomorrow is first of ward conferences. I am prepared. Lessons will be learnt.

Alex home for one more day, Lily already back in Nottingham. Feeling sad about this.

I love my family.”

On 15 January 2014 at 23:00...

“City wiped the floor with Blackburn Rovers, which was nice.

Feeling very very tired lately , probably just winter blues but I could sleep for a week. (Except when I'm trying to get to sleep.

Hair too long but I rather like it so am going to leave it in place for now.

Worried I have too much work and not enough oomph to get it all done.

X”

On 21 January 2014 at 23:00...

“Went to a Football match. City won 3-0. This winning streak will never end........

Left early for the first time in 30 years. Nothing says old manure than leaving early to avoid the crush.”

On 23 January 2014 at 23:00...

“Thank goodness the audit has finished and I can start living a life again.

I also think we may have dodged a bullet but I'm saying nothing more.

Still too tired to think straight. But that's January all over I suppose.”

On 28 January 2014 at 23:00...

“Alex is home and he is unhappy.

Doesn't like Uni and says he won't be going back next year, doesn't know what else to do.

I love that boy and want him to be happy with a bright future. I have no magic wand and anyway he is 18 and needs to walk his own path. Sigh”

On 31 January 2014 at 14:19...

“SAHA away day. All the AM team except Tony and John. We had a fire awareness training session a talk from HR and scopes out a client brief for the new SoR Contract in Nov 2014. A good day to end a busy and eventful week.

Also my weight is creeping back up. Now 13.13. Up from a low of 13.7 Damn you Christmas and damn you chocolate and damn you lack of self will.”

On 02 February 2014 at 16:00...

“Gave up on my fat at about 1:30pm . This was very distressing but I felt very peculiar and faint. Now I've done it once I'm worried it will happen every time.

Once eaten I felt fine so went to my meeting in Hitchin, drove to Southend to see Pat and Alan and enjoyed a short evening.

Debra finally on the mend. Had had fatigue and symptoms for weeks and weeks but she just keeps on battling. I love and admire her.

On 03 February 2014 at 21:00...

“I'm taking every evening this week off. No late night work, no church, nothing. So there.

Caught up on Telly and wrote some killer Facebook statuses.

Missing Alex not being at home.”

On 05 February 2014 at 21:00...

“Had a training event in Reading so met Alex for lunch.

We had a laugh. I worry about his future and his happiness but at lest he will talk about it which is more than I ever did at 18.

It was over all too soon and it was a very sad journey home, later I enjoyed my evening of gym and nothingness.”

On 13 February 2014 at 23:00...

“Valentines Eve.
Being long married and therefore older and wiser we went out tonight instead. A very nice meal at ASK. We talked and shared and had a good time.

Debra will wake up to flowers and chocolates and a CD. I'll get something nice too.

All good, all good.”

On 16 February 2014 at 22:25...

“Today we went to Church at Catford to say farewell to Joel Butch who is off on a mission to Scotland/Ireland later this week. 2 weeks in the MTC at Chorley and then to Edinburgh. I am excited to see him go and I'm sure he will be a great success as long as his health holds out and he can draw down on the spirit.

We've all had rotten colds and spent the afternoon resting ready for tomorrow.”

On 18 February 2014 at 22:00...

“Debra's birthday a day to shop. And shop we did in the morning and afternoon with lunch at Coast to Coast thrown in. Surprisingly I enjoyed our day together. We bought an M&S finest meal in the evening and Debra was fast asleep by 9pm so I even got watch the second half of City v Barcelona.”

On 02 March 2014 at 23:00...

“What a day......... Went to first 2 hours of church then to Southend. Pat looks very thin. Not well at all. Then a brief stop in Harlow to see mum then a drive in serious rainfall to drop Lily back in Nottingham

As a close my eyes to sleep all I can see is rain falling on a windscreen.”

On 14 March 2014 at 06:10...

“Insomnia. Everything aches my index fingers. My big toes and my knees - and don't even get me started on my head.

I'm dog tired and now it's time to get up I've got a seminary class to teach and so I've got to be upbeat.

Good news - I've got a week off after today and nothing planned and that's what intend to do, nothing.”

On 20 March 2014 at 22:00...

“So the fraud case brought against President Monson has been thrown out. It was an abuse of the courts process and the warrant for arrest should never have been issued, of the few people who knew of the case most LDS were not worried, most weren't really interested but I admit to being quite concerned. Courts are funny places and judgement isn't always fair and equitable.

Tom Phillips who brought the case is talking big about shocking evidence he can now present to the world which sounds like the bluster of a sore looser.


Here's hoping the six figure cots of defending the case are passed to him personally, that sounds very un-Christian but really I'm hoping it will give him something else to concentrate on and stop bothering us.

Spent time last night reading FAIRmormon site on book of Abraham it is a strange old book but they do explain some of the anomalies of its translation and publication.”

On 23 March 2014 at 08:01...

“And just like that it was all over. The week whooshed by as I knew it was and Sunday is here. I'm off to the last ward conference in Harlow today, last presentation and last time hearing all the talks again m. I've quite enjoyed it.”

On 31 March 2014 at 23:00...

“Indexing. I learned to do it this week and now I'm in the charts.”

On 06 April 2014 at 23:00...

“That's conference then. It was uplifting and some of it seemed to have been directed straight at me. I need to worry less about the affects of the churches enemies because they can't bring down this great work. The Prophet of course knows this and doesn't let it distract the real work. Try and remember this Pete.”

On 11 April 2014 at 12:00...

“Damn this game we call golf is frustrating. I'm NEVER going to master it and it is responsible for more anger and bad language and angst than anything else, and then on the 18th I unleashed an approach shot tiger would have been pleased with.”

On 12 April 2014 at 18:05...

“Today.

Woke up 8am.

Went and got a hair cut, took Alex to Asda to get shirt and trousers for Fresh eats. Loaded up the cars and drove to Luton.

Did 3.5 hours of serving and clearing then cleaned up and came home.

Cut the grass and went to B&Q to but stuff then planted tomatoes and peppers. Finished up putting all the equipment back in the bedroom.

And that my friend is a busy Saturday.”

On 19 April 2014 at 21:10...

“Easter, so far so good. Yesterday Mum and David and his family came to visit. It was all a bit last minute so we had a BBQ.

It was warming and relaxed and there was plenty to eat and drink.

And we took this picture.”

On 21 April 2014 at 12:09...

“A day at Woburn Abbey Safari Park. Who'd have thought that with children aged 18 and 20 we'd be off out for the day as a family, but here we are.

It was nice and warm, the animals were interesting, nice picnic and apart from a dodgy car all went well.

Here is a picture of a giraffe as it lopes along to get something to eat.”

On 22 April 2014 at 12:00...

“Only 4 more weeks of seminary. No ones listening or learning and no one believes. Don't know why I bother. Actually I do. I'm sure something is sinking in and will be of use when one of them needs God. sigh.”

On 27 April 2014 at 16:00...

“Stake Conference quote;

Teach your children value and don't give them everything they want and live your lives so you help them get a testimony. All this was gleaned from a Elder José A. Teixeira expounding on 1 Nephi 1:1.”

On 07 May 2014 at 23:00...

“Today was a good day to be a Man city fan. 4-0 to the blues and the title race very nearly sown up.

I did get royally soaked though and slept badly but this will not dampen my spirits.

My out never grow out of football.”

On 11 May 2014 at 18:54...

“And so to complete a magic week of football we've only gone and won the Premier league.”

On 13 May 2014 at 09:17...

“I am at a Senior Management team training dat where I have taken a Myers Briggs indicator test.

"I am Quiet, friendly, responsible and conscientious. I work devotedly to meet obligations, lend stability to a project and am concerned with how others feel."

Sigh. I hate it when the psychology mumbo jumbo is so accurate.”

On 23 May 2014 at 23:00...

“I will be glad to slam the door on that week. Rubbish meetings, bad communication, busy evenings, kids away, broken car, sickness, insomnia, seminary nonsense, this week had it all and it can keep it. I've locked the front door and that's it only a house fire will get me out the door tonight.”

On 13 June 2014 at 19:11...

“And so to the Ballet. Romeo and Juliette at the Royal Albert Hall. It was a wonderful experience.”

On 29 July 2014 at 12:25...

“Sometimes I sit in a work meeting and simply want to run away or internally combust or worse.

This particular meeting is dull, dull beyond belief and it just seems to be going on and on and on and on.”

On 24 September 2014 at 16:00...

“Back on the 34th floor of the Herron Tower, awesome views, expensive drinks and I'm at my witty best. The wind is ruining my carefully crafted hairstyle. #firstworldproblems”

On 25 September 2014 at 10:47...

“There is nothing like waiting for a meeting to start where you know you are out of your depth. I've got that right stressed feeling in the pit of my stomach, I need to pee again and it's only been 15 minutes since I last went and I'm thinking why am I here. And how can I get out of it. About to meet lawyers, loss adjusters, angry and upset neighbours and there's just me to sort it out. #earningmywagestoday.”

On 15 October 2014 at 09:13...

“Working from home. Some people should just get up and go into work.

After I've walked the dog, visited the Doctor, checked Facebook, watched cash in the attic, updated my football predictions and sorted my work bag its lunch time and after lunch I've got to bring in some veg plants and....... Well you get the picture, not much work which means I end up working til 8pm to make up for it. Best just go into the office in future.”

On 23 October 2014 at 23:14...

“Had fab time at SAHA ping pong challenge. Didn't win. Hilariously doctored photo to remove pint of beer.”

On 30 November 2014 at 20:31...

“Today is Christmas tree day. A time honoured Wilkins family tree putting up day. (One day early.)

Found the tree in the loft without incident, assembled and decorated before Sunday lunch. Alex was home and my Mother was also here.”